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Quick, somebody get DTD and get the official military word on this.
Surely he must know.
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Well, being a former Washington Resident, I can tell you about the shitload of Nuke powered vessals in the Puget Sound. It is alot.
Then as a Coast Guard member, I can tell you how fucking annoying it is when our patrol craft get stuck in escorting a Nuke Sub out to sea and the bloody sub doesn't stay in the correct traffic lanes and whines to the USCG that the fucking huge cargo ship needs to move, and they can't contact them because they are SECRETIVE, but the Cargo Ship is going along its predesignated traffic lane, but the Navy Sub wants to go that way for it will save them a minute in overall time. IT IS NOT LIKE THEY ARE FUCKING WASTING GAS.
Back on track... the dolphins can help locate towel heads who are swimming in the Puget Sound towing mines and other explosives and whatnot. Easier then getting one of our 87' highspeed patrol cutters out. Those guys on them Patrol cutters are insanely overworked. not like us slackers at a Station.
Anyway, my Uncle is a Marine Biology Professor and use to work with the US Gov on this very thing out in Hawaii.
The Dolphins are not slaves, to them, it is a entire game, or job. No dolphin has ever been trained with the pain method of teaching.
Dolphins are super intelligent. And I wouldn't be suprised if some mad scientist someday gives them human speech. Then they can tell us how great it is to protect our mutual country from the dirty sand spreading jihadist.
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