I have a laundry questions

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by Terra

there's this stuff that is a dry cleaner stuff for home use. you toss your shit in the dryer with this stuff and it can withstand a nuclear holocast.

i mean clothes. not shit. if you tossed your shit in there you could use it as driveway stuff when the dry cycle was over.

shove your pants in there with the dry clean stuff. you'll be thunderstruck and the creases are gone...forevah

How the hell would you clean that shit (the shit, not the clothes) out of your dryer?...but, having your driveway paved in petrofied shit would keep those annoying salesmen away. Your flowers would grow beautifully, but your yard would smell like a chicken house in july after a rainstorm.

[sspadowsky]

When seated, wear shirts instead of pants.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by sspadowsky

When seated, wear shirts instead of pants.

you must have seriously skinny legs if you can get them in the arm holes of a shirt

[Blue Fox]

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

Your flowers would grow beautifully, but your yard would smell like a chicken house in july after a rainstorm.

I used to live on a farm, believe me, that's bad!

Those dumbass chickens would attack me and chase me everywhere.

And don't even get me started on those minature horses. Let's just say they love to eat clothes and flesh.