Day of Media Observence

[Lenor]

Have we established yet the difference between 'you both' and 'she'?

[Lenor]

And I don't give a damn...

[doopa]

gerbergoogoos site gave me a migraine

[doopa]

Hey I just did a quick reply and that monkey island animation thing is top notch. This new board is soooo fannncy

[Gabby GaGa]

No no. I dont care how unintelligable and stupid i sound,
ILL HOLD MY GROUND!!!

Fine fine fine. Kahl wins.

This thread (in the later part), was my failed attempt at an experiment. I'm doing a study on human observence and reaction to pseudo-intellect.
my point in the study is to prove that when you back a seemingly intelligent person into a corner,
they'll fall apart from the effects of circular arument. Kahl was meant as the intellegent subject. However, his reaction is a bit different then I expected.

7 out of 10 of my subjects were perfectly intelligent and well educated people,
however, I found that when I present them with a roundabout argument, they eventually break down.

good job kahl.

Anyway,
I've proved myself in your recent thread.
Kahl,
Do I have your permission to publish this transcript in the book?
thanks,
Gabby

[Grislygus]

Oh man, you are my favorite person ever.


"I do all of my psychology experiments in the most balanced, controlled environment possible: The internet."

[Lenor]

Doopa, the animation is neat, right!

1. Gris I thought I was your most favorite person ever, ha.

2. I fortunately have the pleasure of being able to take 'Human Behavioral Studies' on a campus full of frat boys to the genius bio-chem and physics majors; with whom I choose to do any needed 'work'. Once, I tried to use the Internet, although not this site, for a paper I was writing. Unfortunately, unless hand-written signatures are presented, it is not acceptable.

My paper's are not being published anytime soon. But if you already have 'book deals' or whatever, you should know at least the basics. Including your work's source's with non-fiction material. If I am wrong, please do elaborate.

[Chojin]

Gabby, you are ridiculous. What's sad is that I've seen the same shit before.

IF I CAN'T WIN, I'LL CHANGE THE GAME

[kahljorn]

WHOA!
that's ridiculous,
in so many ways!
i wont even bother to get into it,
because that would be gay

that doesn't even make sense. Anybody who read your book would think it's ridiculous.

[Lenor]

Kahl, How can you deny that you don't feel 'Riding on the Short Bus' special? After being someones 'subject' on the Internet.

Your gonna be famous!

[kahljorn]

see, that's exactly the retarded psychology that she wants to act like she's using.

"HAHA WHAT AN INSULT NOT ONLY DID I PREDICT THEIR BEHAVIOR BUT I WAS JUST STUDYING THEM
THATLL GET ME OUT OF THIS JAM OF EVERYONE THINKING IM A COMPLETE MORON BECAUSE ITLL BE CLEAR I WAS PRACTICING SCIENCE AND THEYLL BE REALLY IMPRESSED"
plus nobody will expect that i dont know shit about hinduism anymore we can ignore that thank god because of psychology i love the modern world but don't tell that to the first half of this thread

and the only one who fell for it was you.
dumbass.
IM DOING AN EXPERIMENT ON HOW RETARDED DUMB GIRLS BOND ON THE INTERNET LIKE IN-GROUPS versus OUT-gROUPS AND THEY USE THEIR DUMB FACES TO COMMUNICATE WITH EACHOTHER AND BLOW KISSES UP EACHOTHERS ASSES

[noob3]

I didn't read any of this thread but what's this person with CrabbyCaca in their signature all about!?

[kahljorn]

plus she already admitted i won

[Lenor]

And i'm going to do a study on people, that are unable to take a fucking joke.

[Jeanette X]

I'm waiting to see Gabby show me a link to books that's she's published.

And even if this is a real study, NO YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION TO PUBLISH MY REPLIES TO THIS THREAD!

[Grislygus]

She has MY permission. For the sake of scientific progress!

[Dr. Boogie]

Speaking of Gabby's books, I can't remember what happened to our submarine letter emoticon.

[Gabby GaGa]

Don't worry, Jaenet, your lack of replies isn't going to be a loss to the community.
Im only including posts relevent and vital to the topic at hand.

Part of this study was using a tool that would allow for non-human interaction, while still maintaining the study. What better tool than the internet.

I noticed a pattern of argument that's consistant - with both internet and non internet subjects.
The internet subject is interesting. Say, for example, that I take two people of equal intelligence, one on the machine and one in-person. The internet subject does better because they're presented with an opportunity to structure their arguments, and disect the entire idea.

this is also going to tie into a fault-of-public-education seminar, and explore some possibilities of peer pressure, giving kids private sessions, etc..

You can find my next book, which will contain parts of this transcript, in August 2007 at Borders bookstores and other propriators of liturature. The title is Vintage Ideals and Lost Systems.

stay tuned.
more to come.

[Misdemonar]

I'm doing a study on STUPID pepole too!

[Grislygus]

Originally Posted by Gabby GaGa

I noticed a pattern of argument that's consistant - with both internet and non internet subjects.
The internet subject is interesting. Say, for example, that I take two people of equal intelligence, one on the machine and one in-person. The internet subject does better because they're presented with an opportunity to structure their arguments, and disect the entire idea.

First, let me remind you that internet debates involve writing.

Then let me present to you the philosophical seminars of ancient Greece and the point-counterpoint literary pamphlets from the Restoration Period (or hell, any piece written before the internet). Both styles of argument fully allow structuring of arguments and the ability to dissect the entire idea, while Athenian person-on-person stylings actually having a larger emphasis on it.

Basically, you fail at the internet.

you can find my next book, which will contain parts of this transcript, in August 2007 at Borders bookstores and other propriators of liturature. The title is Vintage Ideals and Lost Systems.

stay tuned.
more to come.

Despite the 100% chance that you're bullshitting, I'm actually hoping that I see your book someday.

[kahljorn]

I also want to see myself glorified for kicking her ass in an argument.

I GUESS LENOR IS RIGHT I COULD BE FAMOUS
SORRY LENOR
I WASNT THINKING OF THE HIGH LIFE I COULD BE LIVIN

[Dr. Boogie]

So what are the names of your books that have already been published, Gabby?

[MrAdventure]

whoa speaking and writing are completely different skills who knew i bet abraham lincoln was all "DUUHH UMMM UH DUHH" in person but get a piece of paper in front of him (this was the internet back then) and he's all "four score and seven years ago" huh

man gargamel baggie i will offer you the chance of a lifetime - i will write the introduction to your book

"my name is garfield galore, and i'm in my fifth year at hogwatrts."

"grannie gaspedal" cried ron, as he and the other weaselrys met me off the train "how ar e you doin"

"i'll be okay once i get my wine" i said coquettishly through fluttering eyelashes at harry who was also there

"it's good to see you" said harry

"thanks harry im glad you made it back what with your uncle being such an assh*le"

"how about you gannymede how is it that you made it back" said harry

"didnt you hear my parents were found mysteriously dead"

we all went to the carraiges to get to hogwarts and i shared a laugh at the first years in the boats

"try not to get wet" i shouted under my breath

"cmoe on garafolo sit with me" said ron, but harry winked at me and i felt pulled by him to the carraige he was going to...

[kahljorn]

nobody would accept as academic or even relevant a "Book" about shit that isn't even relevant to itself. YOU WON CYCLICAL ARGUMENT NIGHT. Now you can be in my book about spaghetti fights and peer pressure! Look for it in borders next to, "How to eat fried worms."
Plus who the fuck would want a book by someone with a BA in SEX STUDIES on whatever the hell it is you're pretending our argument played into. Why don't you just admit you got burned, bitch, because you have shallow knowledge.

YOu noticed a pattern of argument? What the fuck. The only pattern of our argument was you being a stupid twat and not knowing the history of the indian culture, in which I, on the other hand, did. The "Pattern" was you not understanding and me explaining to you that you didn't understand and having to keep doing it because you didn't understand.
So if you're writing a book about how stupid people who don't know what they are talking about get corrected when they smear their shit all over a message board, then I guess it might be a few smarties short on delicious.

THIS JUST IN THIS JUST IN GABBY GAGA OF CACA AND GRAVY MIX SPEXIAL BOAT INCORPORATED HAS JUST DISCOVERED THE MOST IMPORTANT FIND OF OUR CENTURY:
WHEN SOMEBODY DOESNT UNDERSTAND SOMETHING A PERSON MIGHT KEEP EXPLAINING UNTIL THEY UNDERSTAND
WUURRRRERRRRRRRRR (the sound of the world coming to a halt)

[kahljorn]

Day of media observances:
gabby cacaface how did you do it?

well i was talking to my severely mongoloid retarded best friend rite and i was like hey how u doin mongo want anything?

and he was all, "grbldegak gak yittle"

and i was all whoa mongo calm down i was just asking if you wanted me to get you anyuthing!

YURTLE PLAT COF

oh you just want some coffee!

and then it struck me sometimes people have misunderstandings and they repeat themselves to get the point across!
This was really a breakthrough for me because I always thought when people repeated themselves they were giving me coded directions to the holy grail.
Hopefully i can share this with everyone and then we'll all realize the Holy Grail is within us waiting to be filled with the salty liquid of answered questions and true understanding!