I always have dreams about zombies

[DamnthatDavid]

I've had dozens of dreams about zombies. And dreams of girls dressing up as zombies. That was hot. Sometimes the dreams get mixed up. And I have a corpse trying to make out with me. That is not hot.

My strangest Zombie dream involves the zombie jumping out of a pile of kittens. And I mean, A PILE of kittens, under the house. They where squirming everywhere meowing, hundreds of them, thousands. And out pops this zombie. I told my friend Taisha. She told me never to tell her about that dream again. She doesn't like kittens.