I always have dreams about zombies

[Jixby Phillips]

FACT: I have to shave my face smooth before i even attempt to dream about pretty ladies kissing my face

FACT: The girls in my dreams have great personalities

FACT: Often times, they are people I know in real life! But not always

FACT: Many of the dreams have the girls leaving me to go to work (they have awful jobs where they don't get paid what they deserve) and it goes from color to black and white and that Cat Stevens song from "Extras" plays over closing credits (YES THERE ARE CLOSING CREDITS)