NEW ARTICLE: "WHY THE TRANSFORMERS MOVIE WILL SUCK!"

[ArrowX]

Thats not megatrons face anymore, they gave him a crown because the fans didn't like that one. Besides, theres plenty of REAL reasons that the movie will suck balls. One of the reasons for it being good is the absence of Soundwave Bay himself said that they couldn't get him to work so they cut him for a sequel (also from the early script ideas soundwave will be leading the deceptacons in the next movie.)

Main reason for the films suckage will be Starscream. they prettymuch took everything that made him cool away, now hes a drab brown color and looks like a fucking gorilla.

Jazz is a pontiac solstice.

The only 3 who look good so far are Ratchet, Ironhide and Blackout




SRSLY WTF

[Protoclown]

Yeah, I saw Starscream yesterday and thought he looked fucking HORRIBLE. Actually I wasn't impressed with out any of them looked. They're all just far too "busy". There's so many parts sticking out every which way I don't know what I'm looking at. It could be their ass, it could be their face...who the fuck knows!??

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by ArrowX

Main reason for the films suckage will be Starscream. they prettymuch took everything that made him cool away, now hes a drab brown color and looks like a fucking gorilla.



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Originally Posted by Protoclown

Yeah, I saw Starscream yesterday and thought he looked fucking HORRIBLE. Actually I wasn't impressed with out any of them looked.

What was that guys? I couldn't really hear yall over the sound of my heart breaking.

THAT is Starscream?! Why not just give them all new names and make it a different universe or era? Why shit on the best?

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[Protoclown]

The new Starscream needs to go on a fucking diet, the fatty

[ArrowX]

I agree with protoclown on how they look too busy so far the majority of the characters look like shit, the new versions look too much like they were built using modern tech instead of super advanced robots from space. youd think that a group of beings that predate humanity by a few billion years would have rendered the use of hydraulics outdated.

The only one with a really good looking robot mode is hands down Blackout.
ME WANT!
http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/showthread.php?t=121991

[Iain]

Originally Posted by ArrowX

SRSLY WTF

Well ONE good thing came from this new movie... The old Transformers movie miraculously started popping up in all the DVD stores and it rules.

"You got the touch. You got the powaaaaaa!"

[Grislygus]

They all look like generic Japanese Mecha. Blackout might as well be a D-rate villain from that Gundam crap.