NEW ARTICLE: "WHY THE TRANSFORMERS MOVIE WILL SUCK!"

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by ArrowX

Main reason for the films suckage will be Starscream. they prettymuch took everything that made him cool away, now hes a drab brown color and looks like a fucking gorilla.



SRSLY WTF

Originally Posted by Protoclown

Yeah, I saw Starscream yesterday and thought he looked fucking HORRIBLE. Actually I wasn't impressed with out any of them looked.

What was that guys? I couldn't really hear yall over the sound of my heart breaking.

THAT is Starscream?! Why not just give them all new names and make it a different universe or era? Why shit on the best?

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[Protoclown]

The new Starscream needs to go on a fucking diet, the fatty

[ArrowX]

I agree with protoclown on how they look too busy so far the majority of the characters look like shit, the new versions look too much like they were built using modern tech instead of super advanced robots from space. youd think that a group of beings that predate humanity by a few billion years would have rendered the use of hydraulics outdated.

The only one with a really good looking robot mode is hands down Blackout.
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