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Immortal Goat · #1

Great piece! I love all those horrible Jaws ripoffs, but I do think that, while they aren't exactly "ripoffs", you need to feature the sequels to Jaws, simply because they were just as bad as many of the generics out there.

Mockery · #2

Yeah the 3rd and 4th Jaws movies are practically parodies of the original, that's how bad they are. If I had to rank the all-time cheesiest, poorly produced scenes ever to make it into a film, the sight of Jaws making his way towards the glass to crack it open in Jaws 3 would have to be in the top ten. I only wish I could've seen it in 3D in the theaters... that would've been a fuckin' riot.

noob3 · #3

i read it, it was pretty good! I liked the way the shark was really big, almost a fatty shark. No wonder he was so hungry, that shark had a eating problem!

When I was little I had to watch all the Jaws movies, and I remember 3 scared the shit out of me

Pretty much any scene in a Jaws with a bloody corpse underwater scared the shit out of my little boy ass

think: The face in Jaws 1 :o AHHHHH :o In 3 the little guy floats up in the display glass

scary