Cosmo and Terra's foreplay ( and eventual coitus) thread

[Cosmo Electrolux]

a bottle of jeri curl, a three pound sledge hammer, and a Krystal burger on a soggy, moldy bun.

no onions...

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

a bottle of jeri curl, a three pound sledge hammer, and a Krystal burger on a soggy, moldy bun.

no onions...

a whataburger, smashed by said three pound sledge hammer (onions obliterated!), a spatula, and three fingers of 35 year scotch

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by Terra

a whataburger, smashed by said three pound sledge hammer (onions obliterated!), a spatula, and three fingers of 35 year scotch

There's a pedophile jerking off in my thread.

Anyway, an Arby's roast beef sammich, a bastard file, and a half pint of Evan Williams with a marlboro light butt floating in the bottle.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

There's a pedophile jerking off in my thread.

Anyway, an Arby's roast beef sammich, a bastard file, and a half pint of Evan Williams with a marlboro light butt floating in the bottle.

a pedophile isn't the only one jerking off in this thread, babe.

a 10 year old used maryjane in a bottle of red-mou-tain, a nutsack bandaid, and a chicken pot pie from the kfc

[Cosmo Electrolux]

oh my goodness, Terra..you made me blush

okay, a three week old microwaved honeybun, a glass tube rammed in Chojins dickhole and then pounded with the before mentioned sledgehammer, and two fingers of Cabo Wabo tequila

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux

oh my goodness, Terra..you made me blush

okay, a three week old microwaved honeybun, a glass tube rammed in Chojins dickhole and then pounded with the before mentioned sledgehammer, and two fingers of Cabo Wabo tequila

Oh god! make mad love to me NOW! two fingers of cognac, , and ten year old girlscout shortbread, marinated in milhouse's uvula