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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 08:15 AM        I'm glad Canada has its own breed of idiot
source: http://www.canada.com/national/story...3-0DC6DE9A9CB1

Quebec man suing Loto-Quebec for not winning


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Friday, April 18, 2003

SHERBROOKE, Que. (CP) -- A Quebec man is suing Loto-Quebec, saying it fooled him and that the provincial lottery only sells losing tickets.

The man, who is on welfare, spent $840 last March on a variety of tickets that didn't win. He is now suing Loto-Quebec for $879.58.

He wants his money back and he wants Loto-Quebec to pick up expenses of $5.75 for a registered letter he sent them. He also wants $28.85 and $7 for gas and parking for the cost of a trip he made to their Montreal offices.
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 11:14 AM        Dear God
No worse then any of the frivolous lawsuits in the US.

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McDonalds made me fat
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 11:34 AM        VinceZeb
VinceZeb, you claimed to be a devout Catholic, yet time and time again you keep posting/replying in such a way to ridicule or object not of poverty, but rather the poor themselves.
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 12:29 PM       
I ridicule stupid people. Good enough reason for me.
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 01:05 PM       
Yes, Vince, that's great. He's stupid, congratulations. That puts him in the same fucking boat as all of the idiots in the US who would sue for similar bullshit reasons, as Vibe pointed out.

Not exactly "Canada's own" breed here.
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 01:28 PM       
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I'm glad Canada has its own breed of idiot
Maybe we can trade.
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 02:20 PM       
Don't forget these famous multi-million dollar lawsuits from the U.S.:

"Your hot coffee burned my crotch!" and the ever popular, "This energy bar had 1 gram of fat more than advertised!"

Order now, and you'll receive a bonus copy of "You can't shoot me; I'm black!"
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 06:26 PM       
...canada may have stupid people...but americans have the true dickheads...does anyone truly give a shit? i mean, the way you people see MY country is by looking at some fuckwit with a fake australia accent saying "crickey" and "climey" and catching crocodiles...

...so who's the stupid one now?
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 06:41 PM       
You are, certainly. So are you going to give us an update waterwitch?

You get reimbursed for your lottery ticket expenses?
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 06:45 PM       
...*laughs so hard she falls off her chair* oh absolutely...every lottery ticket that i buy and don't win on, i go and sue for...

for fucks sake....the guy was on welfare...why wouldn't he spend the money on FOOD instead of wasting it all on lottery tickets...wouldn't that have made sense?

and americans aren't any better..some fo the fucked up law suits i've heard of...almost as bad as some of ours, but i'm thinking thats your influence on our country...
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 08:12 PM        Loto Maniac
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for fucks sake....the guy was on welfare...why wouldn't he spend the money on FOOD instead of wasting it all on lottery tickets...wouldn't that have made sense?
:/ - Maybe he's mentally ill.
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Old Apr 21st, 2003, 08:17 PM       
...you would have to have had a lobotomy, and have half of your brain removed, to be that stupid...$840 on lottery tickets....? fuck that....
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:42 AM       
I think it was during the Sermon on the Mount that Jesus said:

"Blessed are those that ridicule stupid people, for they shall be called manly in the yes of God and will get Hot Ethnic Lap Danses in the sleazy strip joint of the Lord, bar none."
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:45 AM       
...gee, how insightful...
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:52 AM       
Just like all your posts.

In case you haven't realized it by now, this was a publicity stunt. This guy hopes that his ridiculous lawsuit will get him some attention and make people feel sorry for him and send him money.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 10:54 AM       
...maybe someone will do the guy a favour and send him a bomb or some anthrax isntead...
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:10 AM       
maybe people will do us a favor and send it to you instead!!

hahahahahaahaha!!!! i'm meaner than you!!
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:11 AM       
...and i'm supposed to be upset...?
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:12 AM       
no. i would imagine that you would remain blissfully apathetic and completely bored as usual.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:13 AM       
don't forget to add sleepy to that list, but apart from that, you got it pretty much down pat...good work...
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 11:42 AM        Conspiracy?
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In case you haven't realized it by now, this was a publicity stunt. This guy hopes that his ridiculous lawsuit will get him some attention and make people feel sorry for him and send him money.
:/ - You're reeeeeaching, Chimp.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 12:55 PM       
You know guys, I could just start deleting some of waterwitch's posts and unclutter these threads a bit.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 01:18 PM       
I don't think her attention span will allow her to stay for much longer.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 04:59 PM       
Don't be mean to waterwitch, she's married to a Frankenstein 8-)

There are a ton of stupid Canadians:
http://www.canadiansforbush.org/


FYI, the people who write for that site are also homophobes and anti-Semitic.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2003, 07:12 PM       
and they wear white shoes before labor day! 8-)
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