My AMERICAN IDOL CRYING GIRL article at CRACKED

[Sacks]

Honestly when I was reading some of those (Houdini) I thought to myself "Wow, that's pretty crass, and not hilarious enough to warrant it's own existence." It came off like someone had just discovered the term and tried to fit it into something they were involved with as quickly as possible like some kind of shitty game of hot potato. Do you want to be known as the guy who plays shitty hot potato, Max? Or do you want to be the guy who stood up to the man and gave him the big fat novelty finger?

[mburbank]

Yeah, I gotta say unfuniness wise, that Houdini line and link really ruin the article for me. It's nothing I want my name on. I'll start negotiating.

[mburbank]

Okay, so my name will be taken off it shortly and in the future they will send a draft before posting anything with significant rewrites.

And as far as I know I'm still getting paid.