I hope I'm not the only person...

[Schimid]

No, seriously, Lenor, what happened? Like, were they all gooey and stuff? Are they like us, like people? Did they have names? Real names, like ours? Could you pronounce them? Do you still talk to them? And they understand you?! Man, if I were you, I'd be so proud, you know!

It's a wonder how you don't use your undoubtedly encyclopedic knowledge of the forums as a crutch for some crippling physical insecurities stemming from a father who was taken too soon, the quiet type, one who never taught his beautiful little girl how to love and be loved in return. You know. And, like, it's amazing how you don't have some weird emotional stability issues or anything, and how you don't rely on your connection with fonts and avatars as means for social fulfilment!

I mean,

Wow!