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[Sethomas]

Sethomas is a portmanteau of Seth Thomas. Not only is it a clock brandm it's also my real name! I took it as a replacement for Winston Smith, my name on the ezboards which was taken from Nineteen Eighty-Four. I made this avatar back in 2005 and have been too lazy to replace it ever since.

My first avatar on I-Mockery was The Onion's circa 1911 photograph of Herman T. Zweibel.