NEW ARTICLE: "13 STAGES OF EATING AT GOLDEN CORRAL!"

[Protoclown]

Where were you visiting that had a Golden Corral?

[noob3]

Golden Corral is only worth it if they have the "Peanutbutter Tart," which is just a gigantic peanutbutter cookie with chocolate icing on it. You can eat the steaks, the potatos, the corns, the rolls, the tacos, the pizza, the ribs, the chicken, the sald, whatever! But in the end, if that huge cookie isn't there I am going to be pissed! And they like, never have it! We've actually paid, went inside, and didn't see the cookie and left.

It's just not worth it without that cookie thing!!

[Angryhydralisk]

I think I figured out why I've lost 35 pounds in 4 months. It's because I don't have the cash to eat at places like this anymore.

[noob3]

fatty

[doopa]

Max - I thought this was so goddamn funny. It killed me.
I've sent it along to a bunch of people.

Seriously so damn funny