NEW FEATURE: "SPIDER-MAN 3: THE RETAIL INVASION!"

[mburbank]

When I ws a youngster, inapropriate and innacurate merchandising of Superheros used to send me into a rage. Thank God there was a whoe lot less of it back then. If you transported nine year old me to the present day, I imagine li'l Max would go a killing spree.

Or at least ave the kind of public melt down tantrum nine year olds are supposed to have given up when they were four.

[Angryhydralisk]

Well, ain't it a bitch to be the best, huh?

I also noticed Burger King had these midget (super-deformed, perhaps?) toys as well with typical, single features. There's also Spider-Man LEGOs but fucking those up would just be impossible.

I'm really getting a kick out of these stupid toy articles, and I look forward to reading more.

[Cliff Steele]

When I ws a youngster, inapropriate and innacurate merchandising of Superheros used to send me into a rage

same here Max, I used to freak out when batman retunrs came out about batman with gold suits or ninja stars or any of that bullshit