I kill baby bunnies

[Supafly345]

Animals usually stay away from bright colors usually because it means toxic. ;X

[MattJack]

Kahl, I think we did him a favor! Every PawPaw (grandpa?) has infinite wisdom, you know this.

Originally Posted by Supafly345

Animals usually stay away from bright colors usually because it means toxic. ;X

Exactly! I know as a human, I don't fuck with snapping turtles, so if I were a bird or some shit I def wouldn't fuck with a bright blue turtle!

Plus don't bright colors in nature mean you're pretty much teh sex?

That fuckin blue turtle quickly became the most feared and the biggest pimp in town.

[FartinMowler]

jesus keeryst, farty! you're not mowing a lawn. you're bush hogging. how high is that gawdamned grass???? i mow lawns too but that shit must be knee high and in serious need of a bushhog.

next time toss out a bunch of gawdamned firecrackers before you mount a mower and give the lil fuckers a running chance.

Rabbits seem to come out because of the vibration of the machines...I've had many a larger rabbit come out to watch me. Swallows seem to like me also when I cut the lawns they dive bomb me catching the bugs that get stirred up by the blades. My tunes are going on full blast in my head phones so I don't hear the cries of the animals