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Old May 18th, 2007, 01:39 PM       
If you're in a threesome and you start to get the impression that both of them are going to be pissed and disappointed at you, just jizz on the bed where one of them was going to sleep. If it pisses her off, so what? She's sleeping on the couch now anyway! And on the off-chance that she likes that kind of thing, you know, like she's one the freaky cum-whores you find all over the internets who can't get enough man-jooce, well then she'll be happy and only the other one will be pissed!

Of course it's not really a win-win situation, since yer still gonna sleep with at least one psycho bitch who didn't get her O and is about ready to personally give to a tracheotomy so she can shove a handful of Enzyte down your throat, but oh well!
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