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Old May 21st, 2007, 09:52 AM        I'm 45 now
I'd say I was middle aged, but I hardly think I'll live to see 90.
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Old May 21st, 2007, 10:23 AM       
Happy birthday, Max!
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Old May 21st, 2007, 10:28 AM       
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I'd say I was middle aged, but I hardly think I'll live to see 90.
i used to tell people i was going thru a midlife crisis when i was in my early teens
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Old May 21st, 2007, 10:53 AM       
Happy Birthday, you'll be over the hill in 5 years congratulations!
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Old May 21st, 2007, 10:54 AM       
Happy Birthday, you'll be over the hill in 5 years congratulations!
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Old May 21st, 2007, 12:01 PM       
Happy Birthday! Try not to fall into a diabetic coma from eating too much cake!
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Old May 21st, 2007, 12:07 PM       
YOU DONT HAVE LONG
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Old May 21st, 2007, 12:39 PM       
Egads! People your age use computers? Shouldn't you be playing Bingo with the other elderlies, complaining about how your kids never visit, and pretending to take those relaxant pills when in reality you're planning on overthowing "the people in white"?

Happy birthday Max, and you had better live to see 90 because the contract you signed with I-Mockery guarantees that you'll be writing for the site for at least 60 years.
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Old May 21st, 2007, 12:43 PM       
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I'm 45 now.
Do you get sick of all the applesauce and cups of pills??
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Old May 21st, 2007, 02:18 PM       
you'd damned well better stay healthy, Burbank...if you kick the bucket, I'll be the oldest bastard here!

EDIT: oh, yeah...Happy Birthday, Max!
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Old May 21st, 2007, 02:23 PM       
45? Damn...my deepest condolences...
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Old May 21st, 2007, 03:45 PM       
I love when characters loose track of there age...
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Old May 22nd, 2007, 01:36 AM       
Happy birthday Mr. Burbank.
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Old May 22nd, 2007, 07:09 AM       
Happy Birthday, max!
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Old May 22nd, 2007, 09:14 AM       
I got a red velvet Chairman Mao piggy bank
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Old May 22nd, 2007, 09:43 AM       
you didn't get the spinner rims for your wheel chair?
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Old May 22nd, 2007, 10:04 AM       
no but i totally pimped out my colostomy bag
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Old May 22nd, 2007, 11:07 AM       
Sweet!! Nothing says class like a pimped out colostomy bag!

now, if one of the cheap fuckers on this board would only spring for that designer catheter and piss bag, you'd be set, my friend.
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Old May 23rd, 2007, 05:16 AM       
sorry, i'm late.

(at least your wife's not the one saying that)

happy birthday.
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Old May 23rd, 2007, 09:40 AM       
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Egads! People your age use computers? Shouldn't you be playing Bingo with the other elderlies, complaining about how your kids never visit, and pretending to take those relaxant pills when in reality you're planning on overthowing "the people in white"?
And trying to jam 7' singles in a CD player, thinking they'll work.

Happy birthday.
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Old May 23rd, 2007, 10:57 PM       
happy birthday max! the older you get, the more sex you get to have!
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Old May 24th, 2007, 12:03 AM       
that's not true terra
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Old May 24th, 2007, 01:42 AM       
Happy Birthday Max you are a good guy and thats no laughing matter!

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Woah baby, thats a LOT of presents! Congratulations!
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Old May 26th, 2007, 05:02 PM       
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