Anyway, I didn't come here with the intent to fuck with you...

[kahljorn]

Actually it was more like, "WAH WAH WAH NOBODY LOVES ME"/boringeventsofhislifeshowingnobodyloveshim. Not so much complaining i-mockery ruined his life. The rest of what you said was dead on, and the whining was leading to his finding that religion/eternal love are lame. NO NEED TO READ DEAR FELLOWS, THIS SUMMARY WILL SUFFICE


yes he actually said ETERNAL LOVE. What the fuck did you think Johnathan clement that you would bone your girlfriend in space forever? SPACE BONING? DOES SPACE LOOK LIKE ITS MADE OF BONES SIR? And what the fuck most people can't even be together for 10 years before getting a divorce, what makes you think an eternity would be delightful with the same person who you would obviously know back to front by the end of the first thousand years and you'd probably be completely bored with them just like the rest of existence.
AND THATS ONLY THE ICING ON THE CAKE AND THE ICING IS THE MOST OBVIOUS PART OF THE CAKE I COULD GO ON FOREVER ABOUT HOW THE CONCEPT OF BEING ETERNALLY CONSCIOUS OF ANYTHING IN ANYWAY IS ABSOLUTELY RETARDED

[Jonathan Clement]

I just don't like the idea of people telling I have to love God more than anyone else and that I'm gonna be neutered as a REWARD for my suffering! I'm not worshipping that... that THING that calls itself Jehova! And most people get divorced after 10 years because of irreconcilable differences!

[Grislygus]

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement

And most people get divorced after 10 years because of irreconcilable differences!

They just can't handle twu wuuuuv like you, right?

[Jonathan Clement]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[kahljorn]

"If that's the case, why do WE reproduce?"

"because souls have no reason to procreate to extend the life of their species since they exist eternally."

BODIES DIE DUMBFUCK, WE REPRODUCE TO EXTEND THE LIFE OF THE SPECIES BECAUSE THATS WHAT BIOLOGICAL MATERIAL CHANGINg DYING THINGS DO IN ORDER TO CONTINUE EXIStING. AGAIN, THATS ALL PART OF MATTER CHANGING/DYING and SPIRIT ETERNAL. YOU FAIL THE INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION. FAILURE. FAILURE. FAILURE. FAILURE. not that anyone is surprised, I'm sure.

predicted johnathan climen response:
"Well how do you know you've never died!!!"

shut up johnathan climentos

since you h ave officially FAILED the intelligent conversation like we all knew i was wasting my time and fucking up this thread doing now we can all go back to calling you a desperate moron you cocksure cocksucking suremonsterface.

[Jonathan Clement]

Who cares if spirits are eternal? Maybe I don't NEED a reason to have kids or a wife. Maybe I just WANT to. Ever think of that? And explain to me why seeing families being so happy together makes me feel an overwhelming sense of eternal purpose! Besides, if there's a God, I'm sure he'd be reasonable and understanding enough to let me HAVE kids somehow.

[kahljorn]

Like I said, you failed the intelligent conversation. What you want doesn't matter.

I don't know why you feel an eternal purpose from seeing families, probably because you're an idiot or something. There's nothing eternal about families. They all die.


God did give you a chance to have kids it's called EARTH.

I like how you tried to act like you changed but really you're just the same idiot with the same underlying belief pattern. You might as well become a Jehovas witness, or maybe a muslim. Then you can get 72 eternally virgin virgins.