Oh and you can always get a job as a showgirl, or possibly at the Bunny Ranch.
Fuck yeah! Go to the bunny ranch and screw that Jade chick or whatever her name is. One of my former life goals.
Also, a black guy told me I have the face and demeanor of Tiger Woods. Usually I just get Keanu Reeves
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I was debating going to an erotic fair held at a nightclub in town just for the sake of being awkward, which is exactly what happened.