the big, dumb action movie thread

[HickMan]

There's no need for swears here thank you. Guys are we forgetting Invasion USA and Total Recall?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I was kinda dissapointed by EFLA, although the ending was hilarious, and Snake was pretty cool.

[ArrowX]

Hard To Kill is one of the greatest films ever. It needs the mock treatment. It has some of the most ridiculous moments in history, like the part where Steven Segal is awakened from a coma by a kitten, and the really pissed off henchman who beats up random people while chasing a crippled Segal through a hospital.


While I don't remember the name of it theres a Segal movie that ends with Segal massacring about 9 people with a shotgun.