God, it's been so long

[Mockery]

I was trying to be kind by not mentioning WHY we were planning on moving out of Burbank, but what the hell.

Everybody here looks like Max. Furthermore, they ACT just like Max, which of course means you get knocks on your door at 4am and find some fucking sloth asking if you have any "extra gin" that he can "borrow". It'd be a great place to live if it wasn't for all of the reminders of Max. Why do you think I moved out here in the first place? To get as far away from Max as I could without having to leave the country!