Soda Popinski is one of my favorite nintendo icons...
And it was a 5 minute little ditty I did in MS Paint.
I know, but it's the same as Cap'n Crunch's avatar, thus the inadvertantly.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?