fuck off one armed art fag

[Perndog]

This reminds me. Some of my friends work at Orchestra Hall in Minneapolis, and one day a lady came to complain at the box office because she brought her kids to see Grieg's Peer Gynt and she was shocked by all of the dirty nineteenth-century Norwegian sex. This is supposed to be a family organization!! and everything. And they told her, "actually, our target audience is only adults, and we try to discourage people from bringing young children [so fuck off]." That made me giggle.

[Rez]

here's what this tread is about:

Voldemort kills Burbage on pg. 12
A Death Eater kills Hedwig on pg. 56

Mad-Eye is confirmed dead on pg. 78

Scrimgeour is confirmed dead on pg. 159

Wormtail's silver hand kills him on pg. 471
Dobby dies on pg. 476
Snape gets bitten on the neck by Nagini, dies on pg. 658

Fred Weasley gets blown up, dies on pg. 637
HARRY IS KILLED by Voldemort on pg. 704
Hangs out with Dumbledore (already dead), comes back to life on pg. 724
Voldemort gets killed by his own rebounding curse on pg. 744
Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745

19 years after the events in the book:
*Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
*Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are:
"The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!" : Molly Weasley, to Bellatrix Lestrange, P. 736
Also: Draco Malfoy is balding by the end of the book.