NEW SHORT: "PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS, SAD CLOWN?"

[Mockery]

Word on the street is that he's been clinically dead for years. He finds some damned good material in the afterlife though, eh?

[mburbank]

I have long believed that I died inb a car wreck at age fourteen and that the afterlife is so utterly mundain I've yet to notice the difference.

But Thanks.