The best place to pick up chicks is the high school at about 3:30pm.
They're all, "OH YOU'RE SO MATURE! JUST LIKE ME! WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON! YOU UNDERSTAND ME! YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CAR AND APARTMENT! WOW YOU HAVE YOUR OWN ROOFIES TOO?! I CAN EAT LIKE 3 OF THESE AND I DON'T FEEL A THING! WATTTTCCHHH EHEHEHEHEHE ^-^"