dungeons and dragons horror stories

[Dr. Boogie]

I used to play DND with a few friends of mine in college, and unfortunately, one of my friends wound up bringing his smelly, man-child roommate to a session a few times. Apart from being foul-smelling and generally annoying, he had this nasty habit of snorting every now and then, so my friend and I starting rolling listen checks after each one. I think he was 3 for 70 by the end of the night.

Later, I stole a d20 I found in his stuff because he was always talking about how he didn't have any die of his own. True story.