Why GADZOOKS Needs to Shut the Fuck Up: An Internet Grievance Essay by Guitar Woman

[GADZOOKS]

Man, I wasn't as tired as I thought!

I'm sorry I'm not going to read your rebuttle. It looks boring and doesn't have any pictures! I'm sure it had a lot of points expressed by the act of acts of sodomy and lechery. Which is typical with a deviant like you! But I did read the final lines.

I hope I've given you something to think about!

No, you didn't! Was that your goal? I thought it was some veiled attempt to get me banned or something. I am not going to take any advice from a fourteen year old creep.

Seriously, if you don't think you can handle my statements without getting a bunch of buddies to hold me down and gang fuck me, consider this my invitation to do exactly what my original post suggested and shut the fuck up. We are going into this naked and vunerable, with only our wits to arm us and naught but one surefire winner in the end. No outside help!

Sorry I don't consider this "internet warfare" or other embarassing fantasy bullshit you attach yourself to. I am not telling people to ATTACK ATTACK and have romanesque orgies like in your fanfiction I-Mockery and the Pickle of Truth. They are posting on their own accord. I apologize again for people liking me!

You are just a terrible monster with a skateboard puking everwhere you go. It's a damn shame.

[Chojin]

What is it that you guys want out of this? As far as I can tell, GW wants Gadzooks to stop harassing her, and Gadzooks wants GW to be banned.

I myself would also like Gadzooks & co. to stop harassing GW and other singular forum members in multiple threads on the forum. Likewise, I'd like GW to stop responding to the harassment, as it just makes for more posts that I have to delete. One or two threads of 'JESUS GW YOU SUCK' and 'SHUT UP GZ I DO NOT' would have been fine, but it's getting to the point where I have to delete it whenever it starts up again.

• In the first post, GW asserts that Gadzooks is guilty of behavior that - when taken at face value by new members - would cause them to get the wrong impression of the forums. I agree with that.

• In the reply, Gadzooks goes into depth on why he thinks GW sucks, but it really isn't relevant to what we're talking about here.
  
  I personally don't think less of anyone for pretending to be a girl on the internet, and I thought it was pretty funny how people were CRUSHED AND HEARTBROKEN after the terrible truth was revealed (which, by the way, is why I still call GW a she), but that's really neither here nor there. Again, there is no good reason for hounding someone over and over again - if you have a problem, tell an admin. It makes the rest of us look like belligerent idiots and makes anyone other than belligerent idiots not want to join our forums. SONIC SEZ. If you want to make a case for getting GW banned, do it the same way you did your post about ZBF - talk about WHY we should ban GW, not HOW you think she sucks. I do appreciate the pictures, but it makes it seem more like grandstanding than actually trying to convey a point.

• GW's rebuttal, she talks about how she used to suck but doesn't suck nearly as bad anymore. Evidence is supplied! She makes valid rebuttals to your statements, and...

• GZ's reply, he says that he didn't bother to read any of that and is wholly uninterested in solving this problem outside of admin intervention, and had already basically said in the last post 'if y'all don't like it, I'm gonna go play with the other kids.' This really proves to me who is the problem here - GW is willing to work with you, you don't want to talk about it, and fuck all y'all who don't agree. Well, okay, then.

In conclusion - Gadzooks, please stop harassing Guitar Woman. There must be something else you can talk about here. I agree with your assertion that you're a funny guy, and would like you to keep posting here without dragging the forums down into dick fights. However, if you can't do that, I'll have to intervene as an admin and not a moderator.

[GADZOOKS]

I'll admit it. I did not answer any of Guitar Woman's inquiries about me because I did not take them seriously. I come to these boards to have a laugh and not to be talked down to by kids. So, I used this thread to tell Guitar Woman why I think HE is annoying so I would never have to go through it again. I can't stand his writing so reading that made me want to hurl ferociously. When he then put on the ATTORNEY GETUP I thought this was going to turn into a minstrel show of awful. I refuse to belive that Guitar Woman didn't have OBJECTION.gif waiting in the wings, sorry. I figure his intentions were to annoy me in a point so that I will leave.

If guitar woman thinks I am making fun of him too much. He can PM and ask me nicely (and not like a chode here). I know he probably thought I would use it as a tool to embarass him, but that is not my motives. I just want the bullshit to stop that he and zeldasbiggestfan have been doing for the past couple months of this forum. I tried to reason with Zeldasbiggestfan (and his fatter day saint, Juttin) on many occasions but only got in return was "fuck you, faggot, faggot fuck you" and then some PMs about his new character or whatever.

You are right! I should of just made another post like I did with ZBF. I apologized for posting my joke in that one thread of his which seemed to pull him into a shit spiral that caused this thread. My reply was something along to that vein but wasn't as good because I didn't feel like doing extensive research that late at night. I should of posted more examples.

I discussed with you with you what my intentions were in those PMs I made to you last week. I am not trying ruin these forums and I find it offensive when someone says I and only I am. I'm not saying you did, Chojin, but that seems to be the case with Guitar Woman. I still think that "forum war" with DGemu was a terrible idea and I think that incident is what is making me a loose cannon lately.

I am willing to come to a compromise not for the sake of him, but for this board. I was actually going to post my proposal earlier but I forgot.

If Guitar Woman complies to the following:

- Cut down on the teenage bullshit that I explained in exhausting detail in my main reply in this post.
- Doesn't post in my threads to be a wet blanket. For example the "dogs suck" remark in Our Dog Red's Sudden Passing or the "I REMEMBER WHEN WILLIE LEFT, HARDY HAR HAR" remarks in my sincere In Memory of Willie Mobbs thread. He has to know now that I fucking hate it. Whether he means to be an annoying prick or not I feel it's better he do his best not to try to rile me up. This conflict is a two way street.

In return I will:

- No longer make jokes about Guitar Woman and ignore him the same way I ignore Seven Force, Goat Cheese, or Arrow X.
- From now on take Chojin's suggestion on making threads here next time I have a problem with some cunt and why they are annoying me and other people. I am no MILITARY GENERAL of some elitist posting army, but I do talk to a good number of forums members outside this forum. Most of my complaints are shared with those people.

[DuFresne]

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

- No longer make jokes about Guitar Woman and ignore him the same way I ignore Seven Force, Goat Cheese, or Arrow X.

Sorry to burst in, but I caught the edit. So what, did you rethink it and realize I'm not that bad, or did you decide that I'm no longer ignorable? Just figuring out where I stand.

[GADZOOKS]

I was thinking in a certain string of posts that I accidently associated with you. I double checked and fixed the error. Sorry!