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Magreaux Magreaux is offline
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Old Sep 6th, 2007, 12:49 AM       
Huh, that's odd. My Nosferatu DVD (or Eine Symphonie des Grauens if you prefer to be pretentious), has all sorts of eerie organ music rising up when the onscreen events take a turn for the spooky. I thought this was supposed to be a silent film? Is this the work of another goddamn bigwig studio trying to dictate to me how to interpret every scene?! ARGH I CAN'T TAKE IT, I'M TRYING TO ABSORB THE ONSLAUGHT OF ATMOSPHERIC HORROR EVOKED BY THAT COBWEB IN THE CORNER OF THE SCREEN BUT THIS OPPRESSIVE BACKGROUND MUSIC IS DRIVING ME MAD!

But seriously, congratulations. You've stumbled upon an obscure yet fairly prolific Spanish actor that nobody outside of Spain has ever heard of. Once you get over the sweeping euphoria that comes with a newfound sense of elitism, you might realize that comparing this guy to any vageuly mentioned (if mentioned at all) contemporary awful actor doesn't make him any less awful of an actor. His no doubt well earned obscurity does not make him a fucking suzerain of intelligent horror, no matter how many atrocious movies he's starred in and/or wrote, or how difficult said atrocious movies are to find. However, best of luck to you in your task of impressing random internetgoers with this mysterious film knowledge of yours.

Remember (semicolon) I hate you too.


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