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Old Sep 27th, 2007, 11:41 PM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 03:38 PM       
I don't think half the girls I know would know if they were being screwed right or wrong anyways. So I guess half the time it doesn't fucking matter?
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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 11:54 PM       
But which half!?
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Old Oct 2nd, 2007, 12:23 AM       
The half that talks. If you can shut the bitch up it don't matter. Hahaha!




To give a serious answer, most girls that I've heard talk about those things prefer a balance between size and technique. Having something resembling an anaconda won't matter unless you can use it without causing pain. Having something that resembles a peeled baby carrot is ok, as long as you can use it right or have other ways of pleasing a bitch. If you take the technique thing too far, sex will then become boring and complicated because it's hard to enjoy it when it feels like dude's trying out for Chippendale's in your cooch. Switching positions every 2.5 minutes gets a bit annoying. It seems like there's this wide open middle ground that women like better than either extreme.

The shape of a dick can be important too. Sometimes a curve is nice, but if it's too curved or given hastily with said curve, it bumps things that aren't supposed to get bumped and it hurts. In the bad way. But having a cock that's as straight as an arrow has disadvantages too, you guys can't hit the same spots our curved friends have, but there's alot less worry about getting bumped wrong unless it's really long and you keep poking our ovaries.
Pointy dicks are, in my experience, no good. You guys need a french tickler or something to soften that pointy little tip. Being stabbed does not feel good.

Being average is probably best considering all the pros and cons to each size and shape. It really comes down to a chick's personal preferences. Oddly enough, even I have a type when it comes to that, and everytime I've strayed from that type I was very unsatisfied.
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