So an atom walks into a bar and sees another atom under a table frantically searching for something. The first atom asks what's wrong, and the second one says "It's terrible, I lost an electron!"
The first atom says "Are you sure?" and the second one replies, "Yes, I'm positive!
So an atom walks into a bar and sees another atom under a table frantically searching for something. The first atom asks what's wrong, and the second one says "It's terrible, I lost an electron!"
The first atom says "Are you sure?" and the second one replies, "Yes, I'm positive!
Oh man, I shouldn't have chuckled at that.
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE