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Mockery · #1

Alright! The votes have been tallied and here are your winners!

1ST PLACE: J. Tithonus Pednaud (unanimous decision)

2ND PLACE: Nomistakinit (unanimous decision)

3RD PLACE: Zako the Great (not unanimous but had the most 3rd place votes)

Congratulations to our winners! To the 1st place winner, please make your selection as to which of the 3 characters you would like and post it here in this thread. Once you've done that, then the 2nd place winner needs to choose from the remaining two characters that are left over and post his choice in this thread. And finally, the third place winner will get whichever character is left. Once all three of you know which characters you're getting, send me a PM with your full name and mailing addresses and I'll send them out as soon as I have the chance (though, as busy as I am, it's likely you won't receive 'em 'til early next month heheh).

Again, thanks a LOT to all of you for putting so much effort into this contest... there was so much fun stuff to look at in this one that I'm probably going to do another horror poster contest for our next contest this month.

Also, as an additional thanks for your hard work, our pals over at Fright Catalog have set up a special coupon code for I-Mockery viewers that will get you 10% off anything you want on there. I don't get any cash for you buying stuff from them, so don't think it's anything like that. But if you see something on there that you'd like, you can use the coupon code IMock10 on anything you buy there between now and Halloween.

Fathom Zero · #2

I know why you didn't enter the poster with me in it, Pednaud.

It's because you would've had to share the winnin's and you are selfish.

Protoclown · #3

Nomistakinit, I just wanted to say I really loved your "The Blood Was the Color of Blood" entry. Everybody who voted for you picked different things, but that one was hilarious.

And I have to give honorable mention to Blue Gularis - "Pretentious" (which I did vote for) and Pidgeonraiser, which made me laugh, but the fact that it didn't spell "pigeon" correctly made me withhold a vote for it.

Blue Gularis · #4

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Originally Posted by Protoclown

And I have to give honorable mention to Blue Gularis - "Pretentious" (which I did vote for)

Hail Protoclown and thanks for the vote! I am pleased I got one, good to hear. I also liked Hugo's 'Pidgeon Raiser, misspell aside.

My congratulations to the very deserving winners. I miss checking this thread every day to see what madness people came up with, this was a LOT of fun.

So, what's the next contest?

J. Tithonus Pednaud · #5

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

I know why you didn't enter the poster with me in it, Pednaud.

It's because you would've had to share the winnin's and you are selfish.

The real winner would have been that fucking spiders nest of a hair mound atop your head and, frankly, a reward would only encourage you and in your hippie ideals.

Grislygus · #6

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or he can place the order at regular price online and I will go in and discount his order 15% through the backend of our system. To do that, I would just need to know the name on the order, or the order number the site issued them at the end of their transaction.

Kickass, where can I send her the order number?