crappy words!

[Sacks]

Are there seriously that many fart jokes in Frasier? How bizarre.

[JediScum]

Yeah, i think it was the 4th episode of the 1st season where Lilith flatulates like a rhino and sends a dingleberry into someone's eye, which does hurt like hell, believe you me.

And Mr. Sethomas... you are right. I personally don't see why you would not like the word "fart" however, all humans are different. The list i previously provided was just to offer alternatives but, i did notice that almost all were not just phrases but slang as well. After some thought, i'm still stumped. "Flatulate" is the biological term however, aside from "fart", i cannot currently think of a way to reference the phenomenon that doesn't use slang.

Immediately, the best substitution i can think of are in foreign languages. the only one I know of is the Spanish "pedo", but using that word around the Hispanic community, especially among strangers could be dangerous, as the word does have slang meanings that are confrontational (ie. "QUE PEDO?" = WHAT IS YOUR FART? {literally} or in slang WHAT IS YER FUCKING PROBLEM?) Not good. Leads to knife fights.

This is intriguing. Is there a word besides "fart" or "flatulate", that isn't slang, a vulgarity or overly scientific? I will do my best to research this because, well, I'm not really doing much else.