I reckon everyone needs at least one positive thing going on in their lives. Having found that one positive thing of theirs, now you know why the South hasn't killed itself yet.
Bullshit.
Better food.
Better manners.
Better landscapes.
Etcetera, etcetera
Oh, and the best part about the South? We don't have to claim America's asshole, New Jersey.
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I was debating going to an erotic fair held at a nightclub in town just for the sake of being awkward, which is exactly what happened.