exboyfriend mania!!!

[Perndog]

I don't get it.

[george]

i have decided that being alone is good enough.

chinese hookers are only like fiddy dollars.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

plus, they don't expect you to cuddle....

[george]

and if they're small enough you can hit bottom!!!

even worse than the boyfriend thing, i got called harmless by a girl that i am friends with earlier. she meant it to be nice when describing me to another person, but it really hurt my feelings and i am not sure why.

sigh.

i never wanted to be single. 36 is a very awkward age to be trying to date for the first time

[JediScum]

Originally Posted by george

i have decided that being alone is good enough.

chinese hookers are only like fiddy dollars.

If you go to Mexico, you can talk 'em down to three dollars.