Turducken

[JediScum]

I remember reading some joke last year about Madden dining on a Turduckead (Turkey stuffed with duck that's stuffed with a human head).

Sadly, i haven't tried deep-fried turkey either. I've never heard a bad thing about yet.

Smoked turkey is awesome, too. I worked in a BBQ restaurant for about 3 years, and we'd smoke turkeys on the pit for a whole day. You have to cover it in foil until the last hour or two, otherwise the skin will be black.

[Mintrude]

I don't think I could eat anything with turd in the name. No matter how good it sounded. And someone made the Street Fighter joke before me!

[JediScum]

Originally Posted by Mintrude

I don't think I could eat anything with turd in the name. No matter how good it sounded.

Even though it's spelled with an "A", what about custard or mustard? They're pronounced like "turd". Hell, Dijon mustard even looks like runny yellow baby shit.

Mmmmmm.... baby shit.