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[Sacks]

And that's when Sacks learned that leopards are secretly birds.

[Durin]

Originally Posted by Sacks

And that's when Sacks learned that leopards are secretly birds.

Yes, much like horses, leopards are part of the failed bird category. In ages past they existed with wings (as did horses) but sadly they all perished ages ago. Due to the fact that their wings were made of the same shit as our noses, their fossilized skeletons look the same as a regular horse or leopard. However, it is speculated that the winged leopard was more like a bat/flying squirrel hybrid than a traditionally imagined creature.

[JediScum]

So, are you saying that, like horses, we can eat leopards?

[Durin]

Originally Posted by JediScum

So, are you saying that, like horses, we can eat leopards?

It is your God given right.