Kulturkampf

[mburbank]

But there's ALWAYS more to make fun of because of you zesty lack of coherence

[Dr. Boogie]

And if they don't want to go there, they can fall back on any number of chesnuts that you've volunteered, including but not limited to:

- You wanted to become a college professor.
- You wanted to get tattoos all over your head.

and of course,

- You used peanut butter to entice a dog into fellating you.