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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 05:50 PM       
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Old Dec 6th, 2007, 06:16 PM       
It's funny to joke about neglecting your school, work and family for an MMO; when it happens, you become a Gollum. That RC car thing is... unbelievable.

My roommate is simply a moron. Leaves all his lights and heat on, AC in the winter, when he stays with his girlfriend the majority of the week. I guess he's too chickenshit to move in with her. He's the stoner/bro type, and his girlfriend leaves used tampons and EPT's on my bathroom counter. He's a chair design major, and for some reason unknown to me he is in possession of pounds upon pounds of styrofoam insulation, of which he leaves crumbs in every inch of the house. His dog isn't housetrained, and will actually run inside to piss and shit. He also hasn't paid electric or internet for a month, so I pulled out the circuits for his room, and he's not getting off the lease until he pays. He falls asleep with the same stoner hippy song on repeat and full volume every other night.

Also, I clean the toilet with his toothbrush. Have fun washing your hair with piss and dead spiders, dick!
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Old Dec 7th, 2007, 07:24 PM       
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Also, I clean the toilet with his toothbrush. Have fun washing your hair with piss and dead spiders, dick!
That's probably what he sleeps in anyway.

But this is unbelievable, how can there be this many terrible roommates?
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