start a tobacco habit today

[mburbank]

You mook.

I suggested the gun in the mouth since it's quicker. You place a higher value on chewing tobacco than you do on not dying of mouth cancer. Seems to me like you're the one romancing a slow ugly death.

AND you are not only determined to think of this as a sign of your impressive masculinity, you couple it with a cloying neurotic need to convince others (and probably yourself) that you are right and your rightness makes you just the essence of noble warrior studliness.

I'm smug?

Well, at least your eventual mouth cancer is dignified by stained teeth and spiting ropes of brown goo everywhere you go.