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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 11:26 AM       
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 12:09 PM       
It's hard to say, but I'm tied betwen three movies.

Star Wars Episode II: Just becuase it's so damn droll and uneventful tot he point where even Yoda doing the ligthsaber gig seems boring and geriatric (Then again, it's a 900-year old muppet and Christopher Lee one-on-one so I guess that makes sense).

Miami Vice: I fell asleep for the first time at the movies thanks to this crock. What was the point of the white guy even being there? All he did was stand there with his mustache and hair and just......stand there.

Five Fingers of Steel: Horrible Kung-fu film featuring Hwang Jang Lee as a good guy who dropkicks trees (Not to mention the only character int he entire movie to have a name)
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 01:17 PM       
I forgot about Miami Vice. That movie was pretty horrible. The main girl wasn't even hot!
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 03:57 PM       
Thirding Miami Vice.

Only movie I ever walked out of.
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Old Dec 26th, 2007, 08:35 AM        Oh no...
Here's one: the American version of Godzilla. Matthew Broderick ruins every single goddamn movie he's in. Only thing good about this movie was Jean Reno. Don't ask me why i like him. (Leon?)
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Old Dec 26th, 2007, 08:49 PM       
You like Jean Reno because he had a love affair with Natalie Portman and you didn't.
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Old Dec 28th, 2007, 09:41 AM        Oh yes...
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You like Jean Reno because he had a love affair with Natalie Portman and you didn't.

Yeah, Reno saved me from that bitch. One day the doorbell rang and by the time i got to open the door, i saw Jean Reno carrying screaming Portman into he's car and taking her away...
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Old Dec 28th, 2007, 02:18 PM       
Also, the Rush Hour movies and anything with Chris Tucker.
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 05:43 PM       
Fathom Zero's "Christmas is Cancelled" (jj).
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Old Mar 6th, 2009, 08:50 PM       
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RV (which I only saw because my two friends outvoted me two to one when the choice was between that and Hoot)

Spiderman 3

Kung Pow (left the living room about ten minutes into that one)

Any of those ___ Movies (Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Dance Movie, etc) - And I'm assuming many people agree on this one. When I told my brother about Dance Movie, in the middle of drinking something he gave The Finger to the world.

Searching for Comedy in the Muslim World - Sweet heavens, that one I hated. It's basically Albert Brooks making an idiot of himself in India after the government assigns him the job of finding out what Muslims find funny. They make a few terrorist jokes (a girl says to her Iranian boyfriend that he has no sense of humor, to which he replies "I was the funniest person in my bomb-building class!") and Jewish ones (when a tv company tries to get Brooks to play a character in a sitcom called That Funny Jew!). Brooks spends the whole thing whining about how he can't get enough info for the 800-page report he must write, how he has no resources, and how things are s#1t in general. I wanted to throw a rock through the tv.
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