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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 06:40 PM       
I haven't found any fun toys that my inner muscles don't hate me for. Also, anything rubber hurts :<
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 06:46 PM       
Get that one that's shaped like a concertina with a clove of garlic on top.
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 08:47 PM       
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I haven't found any fun toys that my inner muscles don't hate me for. Also, anything rubber hurts :<
Try the Ben Wa balls in the link I showed you. They're very small and feel wonderful.
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Old Dec 19th, 2007, 08:51 PM       
There it is again! And they were only thirteen bucks, MLE!! It works, even with shipping included.
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 05:27 AM       
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I haven't found any fun toys that my inner muscles don't hate me for. Also, anything rubber hurts :<
Hello MLE you are my best friend here so to ask why would need fun toy when have you the good man of good friend Chojin?

Is he no real man? Choi real man. Good friend please be good friend with Choi.
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 09:08 AM       
well, Terra...did you give up and purchase a rubber dick, or what???
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 07:33 PM       
Terra, let us know if this monster is even feasible:
http://www.sediva.com/10007.html
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 08:01 PM       
"WARNING! This dildo is HUGE, not just big..., HUGE! It is more of a novelty than a usable dildo. Some people may be able to actually insert this monster into an orifice, but not many."
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