FORUM EVENT: "I-MOCKERY'S 2007 SECRET SANTA EVENT!"

[Emu]

Where do you find those toys?

[poppers620]

Originally Posted by Emu

Where do you find those toys?

at the Hyaena Gallery out here in Burbank, CA

www.hyaenagallery.com

and a place called dark delicacies out here in Burbank, CA

www.darkdel.com

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Originally Posted by poppers620

at the Hyaena Gallery out here in Burbank, CA

www.hyaenagallery.com

and a place called dark delicacies out here in Burbank, CA

www.darkdel.com

SLUGS! Right on, that's a bad ass movie. Back in high school I was suspended for showing part of it to my sociology class.

The Hyaena Galley, and Darkdel. Poppers, you have great taste!

There has been some great stuff posted thus far.

Pretty light on the commentary around here though.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by J. Tithonus Pednaud

I swear I gave away one of those same hand puppet faces the other year... I love those things man. Nice way to turn it into a televised storyline. I enjoyed watching the earth get dumped on. Made me think of GWAR's "This Toilet Earth". Kudos to you, you selfish, festive reindeer molester! :O

One question though, what exactly did he send you besides the hand puppet and fake poo? Those things are pretty cheap and I guess I'm just unclear as to what he sent ya. Just wanna make sure you got at least $15 worth o' gifts per our Secret Santa requirements 'n all heheh.

Originally Posted by poppers620

Perfect for writing my to do lists. I really enjoy making lists to help me keep my priorities in order.

I think you spelled one word wrong there, it's "KISS" not "KICK". Simple mistake really.

Schimid gave you some damned good stuff there. I love those Blowpop night lights and you just can't go wrong with the Pee-Wee's holiday special DVD and a healthy set o' moustaches.

Originally Posted by Sam

THE SHORT VERSION: I RECEIVED MYTHICAL ANIMALS AND GROG MINTS FROM POPPERS620. THE MYTHIC BEASTS ATE THE MINTS AND HAD A DRUNKEN ORGY. THANK GOODNESS FOR THE WIPE-AWAY-SINS TOWEL!

Good stuff Sam. I want those mythical animals rock. The expression on Prince Reptilian's face is priceless. Glad you appreciate the fighting unicorns she sent you, unlike the unappreciative jackass from last year.

Originally Posted by poppers620

at the Hyaena Gallery out here in Burbank, CA

www.hyaenagallery.com

That's where Re had her first solo art show, and yeah you should all check it out if you're ever in town cuz they sell all sorts of cool little oddities. I picked up an awesome Frogmen vs. the Radioactive Octopus set from there recently. <3

[poppers620]

dude i just brought home that radiactive squid! Bill gave it to me as the box was fucked up. he now sits next to my bed.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by poppers620

dude i just brought home that radiactive squid! Bill gave it to me as the box was fucked up. he now sits next to my bed.

Haha yeah, I love that set. They need to make more radioactive sea creature sets. Frogmen vs. the Radioactive Giant Megalodon or something would rule.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Originally Posted by Mockery

One question though, what exactly did he send you besides the hand puppet and fake poo? Those things are pretty cheap and I guess I'm just unclear as to what he sent ya. Just wanna make sure you got at least $15 worth o' gifts per our Secret Santa requirements 'n all heheh.

The hand puppet and the poo was the complete haul. The puppet is pretty cool and my secret Santa is a fairly young pup, so I'm not disappointed or anything.

Besides, it's Christmas! Better to give than receive and all that jazz.

I think that with what I got, I put together something decent.

Besides, what do you get a guy with a mounted two-headed chick in his kitchen?

Originally Posted by Mockery

Haha great rhyming story, MarioRPG... I loved that they tagged you. Now you're their bitch... FOREVER. That was a hell of a nice haul too. Really cool of you to send out all that stuff JTP.

My pleasure. Glad you liked the haul MarioRPG, nice to see you enjoying the junk I sent. Awesome rhyming story as well! I started my story off as a rhyme but lacked the dedication.

[Protoclown]

GIFT FROM GRISLYGUS!


WHAT IS IN THE BAG?


I AM IN THE BAG!


ALSO: BOOTY TREASURE


ENCASED IN CARBONITE


WEAPONIZED WEAPONS AND LOBSTER AND BIRD (NO MONKEY)


PIRATES!


PIRATES!


PIRATES!


ALL CAPS!


GRISLYGUS: THANKS BUDDY! HIFIVE!

[Mockery]

It was just an ordinary day for me, Roger P. Finklestein, world renowned horticulturist and fan of advanced trigonometry. Being the creative person I clearly am, I was reading a book to help me balance my life. Too much creativity without any logic could mean I'd never reach my full human potential for greatness. I was just about to move on to the chapter about creating exciting spreadsheets that would make your head spin, when I had a knock on my door. It was the mail man and he had a package for me!


I couldn't believe my eyes! (that reminds me that I need to go to my optometrist and get a more powerful set of glasses) Who would be sending me a package? I thought about contacting the authorities, suspecting it to be Anthrax... possibly sent by a frustrated rival horticulturist who lost to me in a prior competition. Throwing caution to the wind, I decided to go ahead and open it because luck had always been on my side. After all, I was a handsome, successful man... what could go wrong?


Who would've thought that the tiny side project in my life called "I-Mockery" (the "I" stands for "Iris" - which was my way of mocking those who think the Iris is a superior bulb to the Windflower. As if!) would garner some fan mail for me? BTC (Bigtimecow) sent me a special Christmas gift! A "Secret Santa" gift, if you will!


OH MY STARS! It was a bountiful collection of Bling Glitz Wear! I doubt that Fort Knox even has this much valuable gold stored within its vaults! Little did I know that this decidedly celestial change of fortune would alter the course of my life forever!


As soon as I adorned my body with all of these newfound golden garment gifts, I felt a transformation taking place. Like a butterfly emerging from it's larval state... I had finally become the man I was destined to be!


TODAY ON MTV CRIBS, WE VISIT THE HOME OF THE MOST FAMOUS RAP STAR ON EARTH - BIG ROG!


YO, YO, YOOOOOO! WELCOME TO MY CRIB, YA'LL! YO, BE SURE YOU TAKES OFF YO' SHOOZ BEFORE COMIN' INTO MAH CRIB! IF YOU SCUFF UP MY FLOW, I BE SCUFFIN' YO' LIFE, FOOL! WORD.


SO THE FIRST THING I GOTZ TO SHOW YOU IS MAH SHOOZ! I KNOW ALL THE OTHER STARS ON CRIBS SHOW YOU THEY SHOOZ, BUT THEY CAN KEEP THEY AIR JORDANS AND PUMPS YA'LL... NONE OF THEM HAS A PAIR O' THESE! THESE BE MY FLOPS! FLIP FLOPS! WOOOOOOOORD!


I ALSO GOTS MAH BOOTZ! MAH BOOOOOOOYA-BOOTZ! HONKEYS BE TRYINN' TO BE STEPPIN' IN MY PLACE, SO I BE DYIN' TO BE STEPPIN' ON THEY FACE!


CHECK IT OUT YA'LL! THIS BE MY BIG TAY-VAY! 13 INCHES OF COLOR, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAZ! THAT BE ONE TIGHT SYSTEM, YA'LL!


YO, ALL THEM RAPPAZ THINK THEY BE THE HOT SHEEEIT CUZ THEY HAVE CRISTAAAAL AND COURVOSIER IN THEY FRIDGES. PFFT, THAT AIN'T SHEEEIT! IT GOTS ME SOME PINEAPPLE JOOCE AND MAPLE SYRUP BITCHES!


I GOTZ ME SOME WICKED TOILET PAPER TOO YA'LL! THIS AIN'T NONE O' THAT 99 CENT SHEEEIT THAT DON'T LAST BUT A DAY! THIS BE THE NAME BRAND 2-PLY SHIT, YA'LL! 1000 SHEETS PER ROLL!


MAN, FUCK ALL THEM HONKEYS WIT THEY FANCY-ASS RIDES! YA'LL THINK THEM LAMB-O-GEENEEZ AND HUMMAZ CAN OUTMANOOVAH MY RIDE? VISION GATOR SKATEBOARD, YA'LL! THAT BE SOME TIGHT-ASS OLDSCHOOL SHEEEIT RIGHT THERE! I BE GLEAMING THE CUBE, YA'LL! WEST SIIIIIIIIIIIDE!


A'ITE, BEFORE I KICK YA'LL OUTTA MAH CRIB, I WANNA GIVE PROPS TO MAH HOMEY, THE B TO THE T TO THE C TO THE BIGTIMECOW! HE GAVE ME MY BLING AND HE ALSO GAVE ME THIS WICKED-ASS BLOCK HEADED TOY. YYYYEAH!


BE SURE TO CATCH BIG ROG'S DEBUT ALBUM, "AIN'T NO THANG", DUE OUT IN JANUARY 2008!
CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO THE FIRST SONG ON THE ALBUM!

ENJOY THE MAD TRAX, YA'LL! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD FROM MY CHRISTMAS GRILLZ! PEACE!