MarioRPG with the deadlines yeah yes yeah. Ok, so originally I was going to just post the pictures and be like this stuff is cool, k? But then I realized it was late and the people deserved a story, so I whipped this mother up.
I awoke on a dull December night, only to be blinded by a camera flash light
(Yeah, I'm not going to rhyme anymore).
I grabbed my Christmas cap, which I often wear after a nap (DAMNIT).
I was quite sad you see, for my present less self had the right to be.
But what did I hear, but a knock most queer (lol queer)
Twas but postman Jack, with a box from his pack.
A box of joys...
...By which I mean TOYS!
I splayed them out for all to view, I figured I would owe it to you.
I played with the goo what a squish it would make...
But touching it to skin was a bad mistake.
I looked around and no toys did I see, were they in the box, waiting for me?
Away to the computer I went like a flash, to yell at JTP for wasting his cash.
Alas, the toys had a mind of their own...
...With plenty of backup guarding the phone.
As it turned my back, I heard doors close with a smack.
Why it was a sheep and a thing, with me to do their bidd-ing (sorry).
"We will kill you if you do not comply!" So what did could I do... Wink with my eye?!?
"Eat the sourest candy (from fall), after that you will be done with this all"
My power was instantly sapped, and I felt angered... my sheep yelled back:
"After all was said and done, we will now tag you and have won"
"Why would you do this?" I asked much pissed.
I was offered not another demand, but with a large magnetic "hand".
"NO!" I screamed, for my robotic brain would be creamed.
But what could I do, without a weapon or two...
I recalled dear old JTP, gave the most odd present to me:
POP-ROCKS to make a makeshift bomb, whould've thunk it to be there all along?
I gave the bomb a mighty toss, and with that I knew all was lost...
I do not recall what happened then, but I guess I'll never see them again.
I looked to my lamp with a new-found glee...
...It really spruced up my scene of nativity!
P.S
JTP also sent me his brain, which in a jar I shall have it remain.
---Merry Christmas everyone! I'm surprised rhyming was this easy and fun!!!---
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