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macrodeath · #1

Here's one: the American version of Godzilla. Matthew Broderick ruins every single goddamn movie he's in. Only thing good about this movie was Jean Reno. Don't ask me why i like him. (Leon?)

JediScum · #2

You like Jean Reno because he had a love affair with Natalie Portman and you didn't.

macrodeath · #3

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Originally Posted by JediScum

You like Jean Reno because he had a love affair with Natalie Portman and you didn't.

Yeah, Reno saved me from that bitch. One day the doorbell rang and by the time i got to open the door, i saw Jean Reno carrying screaming Portman into he's car and taking her away...