Office Christmas Partys

[Jeff The Ninja]

I work at TacoTime so my story isnt that great. My boss took all of us to this fancy steakhouse, Where i ate some stuff I shouldnt have and got really drunk.

I ate:
-5 trips to the salad bar (each time coming back with a plate full of cheese)
-2 appetizers (both baked goat cheese and breadsticks [noticing a pattern here])
-1 24 oz steak with baked potato covered in cheese (i also requested that the steak be covered in cheese, they delivered)
-1/2 of my Supervisors 18 oz sirloin steak, which i covered in steak sauce.
-3 pieces of pie all apple, and in my drunken cheese loving stupor, asked that they be covered in cheese. It didnt happen.

So, what did i drink that got me so wasted.


I drank 4 gin and vodka martinis, which i took down in one gulp each, before the salad bar.
during my meal, i switched to imported beer (while my boss was buying, i would be living like a king, drinking all the danish beer i want) after the meal, feeling pretty drunk and about to puke from all the cheese i have been eating, i went home and left my boss with a 100+ dollar tab. I saw him at work a few days later, he looked amused.