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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 02:18 PM       
Seth, being the intellect that you are I'm surprised you haven't realized that social networking sites aren't the best places to meet women. The grocery store man, the GROCERY STORE! I know you're smarter than me and all, but I guarantee I've got more ass in the past 3 months than you have in your entire life. You know why? Because I don't use phrases like, " It seemed to be yet another take on the theme of 'the actor' as it relates to existentialism" when talking to women. You have to dumb it down man. Women don't care how smart you are, they care about how much $ you make and how big/flat your penis/stomach is. The only women who do care how smart you are are the ones you want nothing to do with...just trust me on this one.

Like I said, a grocery store (especially in an urban area) can be a gold mine. Give it a shot. And if that fails, grow a goatee, buy some non prescription reading glasses, and start hanging out in books a million.

Good luck, you nerdy bastard!
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Old Jan 5th, 2008, 01:14 AM       
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Seth, being the intellect that you are I'm surprised you haven't realized that social networking sites aren't the best places to meet women. The grocery store man, the GROCERY STORE! I know you're smarter than me and all, but I guarantee I've got more ass in the past 3 months than you have in your entire life. You know why? Because I don't use phrases like, " It seemed to be yet another take on the theme of 'the actor' as it relates to existentialism" when talking to women. You have to dumb it down man. Women don't care how smart you are, they care about how much $ you make and how big/flat your penis/stomach is. The only women who do care how smart you are are the ones you want nothing to do with...just trust me on this one.

Like I said, a grocery store (especially in an urban area) can be a gold mine. Give it a shot. And if that fails, grow a goatee, buy some non prescription reading glasses, and start hanging out in books a million.

Good luck, you nerdy bastard!
You're fucking stupid and need to shutup. Take your own advice and read the rules (OTHER THREAD DAMNIT). If multiple people tell you to shutup, fucking do it. And that shit about the ladies? Makes me want to make YOU the first person I even thought of ignoring.

You are annoying, and need to be hit by a train. P.S.- If I say that, shut the fuck up. Mock wars had a roast of me for being an annoying, fucking moron. I suggest you take the advice, and your candy ass out of here.
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