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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 06:39 PM       
I thought I already posted in a topic about shit video games, but I guess I was WRONG. Well, free games and the N64 suck, so that's a trend most can agree on.

5. Diddy Kong Racing (N64) - Everybody clamored about this game, even police officers. I thought it was irritating and shit at best. But notable that they pushed Conker as a children's character before a really unexpected 180.

4. Pokemon Snap (N64) - Quite possibly one of the most pointless games ever made. It had a special ploy to print stickers at Blockbusters, which lasted all of a month.

3. Adventure Quest (FREE MMO) You think Quest 64 was boring and uninspired!? The banner ads give a perfect idea of just how uincreative this brainless shitfest is.

2. Runescape (FREE MMO) Because it's concocted the most surreal imagery I've ever seen in my life. Dozens of kids running to the public library to play a god-awful MMO with horrible graphics and stuff. On the bright side, the graphics aren't done in MS Paint anymore and rather 3dSMAX version 2.0 or something. Still, I played it for five minutes and said "What the fuck are my friends on?".

1. Strategy Guides. I think a top five lists of most pointless strategy guides would be more amusing.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 11:30 PM       
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1. Strategy Guides. I think a top five lists of most pointless strategy guides would be more amusing.
Except that the entire list would be populated by the FF9 strategy guide, the most useless piece of shit ever produced. Every page had a numerical code you were supposed to type into PlayOnline.com that would take you to a 404 error page because they released the game before finishing the website.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 01:26 PM       
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3. Adventure Quest

2. Runescape
I agree. When I played RuneScape, I made my player an archer, but when I finally got the best free player armor for archers, pvp clans would laugh at me because they'd rather pick a "pure" with 60 ranging and 10 defence who appears at the same combat level as my 40 ranging and 40 defence. Even though the "pure" can't even wear the full armor at that low defence.

But after playing Adventure Quest for about 10 minutes, I thought "Wow, this even makes RuneScape look good." But they're both garbage.

Also, I haven't seen Second Life mentioned here yet. There's no point to it at all, and they make you pay your real money to own e-land.
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