Does anybody else have this problem with energy drinks?

[Pub Lover]

I once drank a can of an energy drink called Red Rooster. I had soon jumped off a roof causing permanent damage to my spine, run halfway across the city, & was arrested for trying to sleep on a very busy roundabout. I don't remember any of it.

I once drank a can of Red Bull. I had soon affectionately squeezed Tropical's knee. I remember it clearly. Red Bull makes you gay.

[JediScum]

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Red Bull makes you gay.

That's not good marketing but, probably accurate

Red Bull gives you wings = Red Bull makes you a "Fairy" = Red Bull made me stick that stranger's dick into my mouth against his will in that McDonald's bathroom, Your Honor.

Stay in school. Red Bull ain't cool.

(He did give me five bucks tho.)

[Dr. Boogie]

It's not rape if he manages to keep his erection.