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Old Feb 5th, 2008, 11:55 AM        Eww
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Exactly, and there's no way to dodge it when you're rolling around on the ground with some guy who's got you in an arm bar while his ass is on your face.

For me, it's not the typical, "that fjiu-jitsu method looks soooo gay!" thing that you hear people say, it's the fear of my opponents bad hygiene. You know how some athletes are superstitious and don't like washing their uniforms 'n shit? Yeah, well martial arts isn't exclusive to that shit either, and I don't wanna be up close & personal with somebody in a uniform that hasn't been washed in ages... not to mention their own personal body hygiene (or lack thereof)
I think if I ever saw that, let alone took part in it, I would have a very quick "puke my guts out" attack to counter. Possibly followed by a "rip my eyes out" if I was merely watching, or a "roll around on fire" to get the smell off. Stink like that just doesn't wash off.
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